Urgently contact me if you need a new CEO or GM operating under New Economics lessons learned from Obama (NEO): I can now label "successful" an ill-conceived program (such as the Cash for Clunkers for Idiots Program) to exhaust my company's budget by (1) giving away money (as long as they take some kind of junk WITH my money), and (2) becoming bankrupt 70% faster than scheduled.
Wow! We could skip right over the compelling feature-driven advertising and just offer raw cash to our customers!! Why didn't we think of this before?
Man, all the silly traditions I can now ignore on my way to "success"!
Cheers
NEO-Lee-O
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