The Quality of Life Just Improved Drastically

Being from Massachusetts, I am eminently qualified to dislike intensely the "Liberal Liar."

You can't pick up a turd by the clean end.

I can imagine his first greeter was Mary Jo, waiting to claw his eyes out for eternity.

Then come the millions of aborted fetuses cheated out of mortality.

Yeah, great life to memorialize. What a "great leader."

Cheers
Lee

Cash for Clunkers: The New Lee-O

Urgently contact me if you need a new CEO or GM operating under New Economics lessons learned from Obama (NEO): I can now label "successful" an ill-conceived program (such as the Cash for Clunkers for Idiots Program) to exhaust my company's budget by (1) giving away money (as long as they take some kind of junk WITH my money), and (2) becoming bankrupt 70% faster than scheduled.

Wow! We could skip right over the compelling feature-driven advertising and just offer raw cash to our customers!! Why didn't we think of this before?

Man, all the silly traditions I can now ignore on my way to "success"!

Cheers
NEO-Lee-O